The Twelve Days of Corbyn

On the first day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the second day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the third day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the fourth day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Four Hilary Benns

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the fifth day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Five – Tony – Blairs

Five Blairs 2

Four Hilary Benns

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the sixth day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Six Rentouls ranting

Five – Tony – Blairs

Four Hilary Benns

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the seventh day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Seven Hodges’ hating

Six Rentouls ranting

Five – Tony – Blairs

Four Hilary Benns

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the eighth day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Eight Behrs-a-baiting

Seven Hodges’ hating

Six Rentouls ranting

Five – Tony – Blairs

Four Hilary Benns

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the ninth day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Nine Hymans snivelling

Eight Behrs-a-baiting

Seven Hodges’ hating

Six Rentouls ranting

Five – Tony – Blairs

Four Hilary Benns

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the tenth day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Ten Danczuks drivelling

Nine Hymans snivelling

Eight Behrs-a-baiting

Seven Hodges’ hating

Six Rentouls ranting

Five – Tony – Blairs

Four Hilary Benns

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the eleventh day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Eleven John McTernans

Ten Danczuks drivelling

Nine Hymans snivelling

Eight Behrs-a-baiting

Seven Hodges’ hating

Six Rentouls ranting

Five – Tony – Blairs

Four Hilary Benns

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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On the twelfth day of Corbyn

The media gave to me

Twelve Byrnes-a-burning

Eleven John McTernans

Ten Danczuks drivelling

Nine Hymans snivelling

Eight Behrs-a-baiting

Seven Hodges’ hating

Six Rentouls ranting

Five – Tony – Blairs

Four Hilary Benns

Three John Manns

Two caustic Cohens

And some preening by Polly Toynbee

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