On the first day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
A Nigel, telling porkies.
On the second day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies
On the third day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.
On the fourth day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Many job losses
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.
On the fifth day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Fake Sov-reign-ty
Many job losses
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.
On the sixth day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Giles Fraser’s vestments
Fake Sov-reign-ty
Many job losses
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.
On the seventh day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
No impact assessments
Giles Fraser’s vestments
Fake Sov-reign-ty
Many job losses
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.
On the eighth day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Eight prices rising
No impact assessments
Giles Fraser’s vestments
Fake Sov-reign-ty
Many job losses
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.
On the ninth day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Nine factories closing
Eight prices rising
No impact assessments
Giles Fraser’s vestments
Fake Sov-reign-ty
Many job losses
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.
On the tenth day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Ten lords-a-lying
Nine factories closing
Eight prices rising
No impact assessments
Giles Fraser’s vestments
Fake Sov-reign-ty
Many job losses
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.
On the eleventh day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Eleven racist hate crimes
Ten lords-a-lying
Nine factories closing
Eight prices rising
No impact assessments
Giles Fraser’s vestments
Fake Sov-reign-ty
Many job losses
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.
On the Twelfth day of Brexit
My true love sent to me
Twelve sad deportings
Eleven racist hate crimes
Ten lords-a-lying
Nine factories closing
Eight prices rising
No impact assessments
Giles Fraser’s vestments
Fake Sov-reign-ty
Many job losses
Sly grins from bosses
Big lies on buses
And a Nigel, telling porkies.