The Twelve Days of Brexit

On the first day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

A Nigel, telling porkies.

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On the second day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies

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On the third day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill

On the fourth day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Many job losses

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill

On the fifth day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Fake Sov-reign-ty

Many job losses

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill

On the sixth day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Giles Fraser’s vestments

Fake Sov-reign-ty

Many job losses

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill

On the seventh day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

No impact assessments

Giles Fraser’s vestments

Fake Sov-reign-ty

Many job losses

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill

On the eighth day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Eight prices rising

No impact assessments

Giles Fraser’s vestments

Fake Sov-reign-ty

Many job losses

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill

On the ninth day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Nine factories closing

Eight prices rising

No impact assessments

Giles Fraser’s vestments

Fake Sov-reign-ty

Many job losses

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill

On the tenth day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Ten lords-a-lying

Nine factories closing

Eight prices rising

No impact assessments

Giles Fraser’s vestments

Fake Sov-reign-ty

Many job losses

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill

On the eleventh day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Eleven racist hate crimes

Ten lords-a-lying

Nine factories closing

Eight prices rising

No impact assessments

Giles Fraser’s vestments

Fake Sov-reign-ty

Many job losses

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill

On the Twelfth day of Brexit

My true love sent to me

Twelve sad deportings

Eleven racist hate crimes

Ten lords-a-lying

Nine factories closing

Eight prices rising

No impact assessments

Giles Fraser’s vestments

Fake Sov-reign-ty

Many job losses

Sly grins from bosses

Big lies on buses

And a Nigel, telling porkies.

Farage Santa Ill